Tweets this Week – 2010-03-28

Karl | Tweets | Sunday, March 28th, 2010
  • Have bought an Observer, but still reading @RealDMitchell online. Even so, hell will have an annex in Antarctica before I pay for the Times. #
  • I just left my hotel room significantly cleaner than how I found it. That'll confuse them. #
  • Ruth has other prints still listed in her, quite frankly a bit crazy, eBay sale: http://bit.ly/9KC2IO #
  • Some lucky person just bought £80 worth of framed, open edition print by my partner @ruthellenbrown for £30… Jammy. http://bit.ly/paintp #
  • Fascinated and repulsed by the strange tales of Terence Jolley and Alan MacDonald: first: http://bit.ly/hxyXE then: http://bit.ly/9jOvX1 #

Tweets this Week – 2010-03-21

Karl | Tweets | Sunday, March 21st, 2010
  • Seems the Tories want to do the same to the telecoms infrastructure as they did to the railways. And we all know how well that worked out. #
  • Yeah – forgot the link. Not long to go: http://bit.ly/a6dlYP #
  • Unframed print by @ruthellenbrown – as purchased previously Sarah-Louise off Coronation Street! #
  • Need secretary, but don't earn enough to pay one. To increase earning power, clear admin backlog. To clear admin backlog, need secretary. #
  • Also: Dropbox. Der. #firstapps #
  • .@chrisphin Mine is: CS4, Scrivener, FileChute, Coda, Audacity, Bean, Chrome, FileZilla #firstapps #
  • I thought the reviewers rancidly decrying Twilight were cynical curmudgeons. Now I've seen New Moon, I'm with them. Utter, complete shite. #
  • ARGGGGGHHHH!!!! And now for some coffee. #
  • Parents offered to take me on holiday. Last time they did that was to stop me filling the house with teenagers off their tits on mushrooms. #
  • Late to seeing Jennifer's Body. If you liked Juno and loved Buffy, this will fill the void left by their absence for 1 hour and 38 minutes. #
  • RT @pcplusmag: The 1st ever domain name registered. Look at it now, 25 years on, and prepare to cry into your coffee: http://symbolics.com/ #

Tweets this Week – 2010-03-14

Karl | Tweets | Sunday, March 14th, 2010
  • Indie headline "Is Chris Moyles the new Jonathan Ross?". My response, a chewed-up cornflake spattering "fuck off". #
  • Flashback: 60 minutes ago, sitting in a mile long tail-back, no exit, temperature gauge nudging red. Limbs still in adrenal shock now. #
  • My GF @ruthellenbrown is having a sale of her old illustration work. First up on eBay, this sassy framed print: http://bit.ly/cRDmqn #
  • Walker's contrary colour coding just lead to accidental salt & vinegar crisp ingestion. Bastards. #
  • Watching finale of Sarah Connor Chronicles. Can return to pretense of cultural snobbery now. Oh, hang on, 11 eps of Lost still left. Bugger. #
  • Also, Saki and John Collier never wrote about shorts, to my knowledge. But I have. #
  • Took delivery of complete shorts works of Saki and John Collier this AM. Cocky me feels inspired. Insecure me feels chastised and unworthy. #
  • RT @TheWordMagazine: Nick Kent on the cover of the new Word. <– Only Word would put a journalist on the cover of a mag. #
  • Calorie counting only works when you actually count them. Thought I'd gone over yesterday so stopped eating. Actually 500 under… #
  • Rawnsley's Dispatches on David Cameron is already pissing me off. He's talking as though the Tories have already got the gig. #
  • Logged into Facebook. Nothing interesting. Tried to log into a Facebook from an alternate universe by typing in the URL again. Didn't work. #
  • Tax account finally back on track after an error the office made a full year ago. It might be a good day to give up coffee after all. #
  • RT @GreatDismal: A skilled writer (or liar) mixes in just enough boring, because boring is the dark matter of the reality we emulate. #
  • Deep Space Nine: like Star Trek, but more pointless. #

Tweets this Week – 2010-03-07

Karl | Tweets | Sunday, March 7th, 2010
  • Email from NPower about ace new service where I read my meter now so I'll never have an estimated bill. Except, I can't access my meter. #
  • My other half, @ruthellenbrown, has a Facebook fan page for her fantastic fashion illustration work. Check it out: http://bit.ly/dBAogN #
  • Trying to pour a pint into a thimble. Failing. #
  • "Some things just can't be explained: season 3 of the Ghost Whisperer". An unfortunate, but accurate choice of words there… #
  • If everything was as exciting as press releases tell me, I would be in a perpetual state of priapism. #
  • Fake Carol Vorderman (@fakevorderman) is on a roll this morning. Must be post Question Time performance adrenaline. #
  • 10 Overrated Movies @denofgeek, including my rather foolhardy view of Star Wars: http://bit.ly/ctaGw9 #
  • Watched Masterchef, with realisation that they called contestant a "child doctor" 'cos, otherwise, some idiot would set his house alight. #
  • Caller on local news: "I would've hated being brought up by a gays". Doubtful. More likely, he would've been a more tolerant human being. #
  • RT @Jonathan_Bowman: What the Internet was invented for: every message left on Jim Rockford's answering machine. http://bit.ly/b2Vh9R #
  • I just read a tutorial about making milk coffee and pouring it into a Starbucks bottle. My own procrastination has jumped the shark. #
  • Reading @adgilmour's workshop submission has convinced me it'll be OK to add the phrase "a handshake too weak to wank with" back to my own. #