Tweets this Week – 2009-10-25

Karl | Tweets | Sunday, October 25th, 2009
  • Who moderates "Have Your Say" at BBC? BNP vitriol outnumbers majority view 3 to 1. Clearly organised. I post this, and it doesn't appear… #
  • 350 complaints about anti-BNP "bias" on QT. Tip the scales. Complain that Griffin was given an easy ride here: http://bit.ly/78qXs pls RT #
  • Buying food on eBay. What could possibly go wrong with that? #
  • The moment I wanted to see, Jack Straw holding Griffin's lapel screaming "You're a deluded, odious pig!", appears to have been edited out. #
  • RT @rhodri: RT @DavidWooding: Griffin on Question Time all over. He's left. Worth watching. He gets an absolute pasting. #bbcqt #
  • An old BNP FAQ. My favourite is the one about mixed race relationships: http://bit.ly/3Che0I #
  • The BNP took down their original website around 17th October. I love the Internet Archive Wayback Machine, don't you? http://bit.ly/3FMtJ4 #
  • Ha! Griffin just accused Labour government of paying protestors to turn up… #
  • Downloading my second retail version of Windows 7 (legally). Still no idea when I'm going to install them all… #
  • An open letter to all my friends who've asked me to sign a petition against Nick Griffin appearing on Question Time. http://bit.ly/1FZpAZ #
  • Streaming relaxing rainforest sounds on #spotify in an attempt to boost productivity. Unfortunately, it just makes me want to wee. #
  • Retail Windows 7 arrived in second post – ready for my main machine! I have an afternoon set aside to install it sometime in 2011… #
  • You'd expect casualty to be especially unpleasant after closing time wouldn't you? Turns out, you'd be right. #
  • New iMacs, new cheapo MacBook… Pah! A room full of Apple paraphernalia teetering on the edge of obsolescence is all I need… #
  • As a youth, McLuhan's predicted age of the amateur seemed exciting & radical. As a grown-up it makes me want to kill puppies. #
  • eBay's Turbo Lister spellcheck doesn't know "broadband" or"ADSL", and wants you to change "BT" to "BLT"… #
  • Fixed my old Netgear router with a blob of solder. With the G4 getting an Airport upgrade, it's been a day of retro hardware refurbishment. #
  • Halifax's Online Banking interface looks like it was designed by a 12 year old. In 1997. #

An Open Letter…

Karl | Current Events | Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

An open letter to everyone who has asked me to sign a petition registering my disagreement with Nick Griffin’s appearance on Question Time.

Dear Friends,

I appreciate and understand your stance.  I really do.  When I heard that Nick Griffin was going to be on Question Time, my knee jerked too – and when it jerked it told me pretty much the same thing yours did.  ”It shouldn’t be allowed! He’s vile and racist! Down with this sort of thing!”

But then I had a think and listened to my brain instead of my knee.  My considered conclusion, arrived at before I banged my head really hard on the edge of a cupboard door last night, is that Griffin’s appearance on Question Time – rather than giving him a legitimising platform to pontificate his risible ideology – will probably be his undoing.  Here’s why:

We live in an age in which television is still a powerful medium. It’s no longer at its three channel peak of influence, but TV still has authority and reach.

However, it is now joined by many other channels of communication – from YouTube to Twitter; media through which the BNP has been able to spread its propaganda unchecked and unchallenged. Freedom of information production is one of the beautiful and terrible things about the post-industrial era.

But public funded TV – wheezy and anachronistic as it is – is one of the last truly mediated mediums we have. The BBC may be rife with petty bias, but it usually gets the broad strokes right.  And one of the things it usually gets right is Question Time.

Question Time’s audience is chosen and screened carefully. They are politically active and motivated individuals. Have you seen the rough ride they give to politicians about relatively trivial things like parliamentary expenses, rubbish collection and the postal service? Can you imagine what they’ll do to someone proposing repatriation, the restoration of capital punishment and an isolationist economic policy?

And you can bet that Mr Griffin’s fellow panellists will be well prepared to challenge his views. Rather than legitimise the BNP with mainstream acceptance my hope – nay, my expectation – is that it will expose it as the vile organisation it is.  Griffin’s polemic may be as polished as a New Labour turd, but underneath that millimetre of marketing varnish lies the real stuff of the BNP. My guess is that it won’t take much scratching to show.

But – my friends counter – that won’t matter. The people who have been recruited by the BNP’s overt agenda, the disenfranchised white working class, probably won’t be watching.  Question Time? Not bloody likely.

Well, that’s where those other channels of communication come in.  YouTube, Facebook, Twitter. Even the good old tabs. You can count on them to drum up and amplify any snifter of controversy into a gallon of calamity.  If I were Nick Griffin’s advisor right now, I’d tell him to put on his seatbelt – because he’s heading for a car crash.

This could well be Nick’s Nixon moment.

Love,

Karl

Tweets this Week – 2009-10-18

Karl | Tweets | Sunday, October 18th, 2009
  • Bought a G4 Powermac with original input devices and a monitor – for £40. Then got home and realised it was just another old computer… #
  • .@TheWordMagazine Hall & Oates obviously not bad? The Bad Music blog disagrees… http://bit.ly/3ghrp5 #
  • Planning to watch Jennifer Lopez comedy vehicle "Monster in Law". Or, maybe, self harm. #
  • Should do list: expenses, spreadsheets, invoice chasing, bill paying. Will do list: tinker with web site. #

Tweets this Week – 2009-10-11

Karl | Tweets | Sunday, October 11th, 2009
  • At Marsden jazz festival. If a bomb went off, there'd be no teachers or social workers left in Huddersfield. #
  • Who are the Zippy and George imposters on the One Show? More importantly, what have they done with the real Zippy and George? #
  • Now you can dress like Liam Gallagher: http://bit.ly/PyN2d #
  • A jazz filled weekend awaits. And then we'll go and see some music. #
  • 4 hours sleep in two days. It feels like I'm having a heart attack under water. #
  • Off to Buxton to see a man about a fiddle. I mean, violin. #
  • I'm time shifting Electric Dreams because I'm from the future. #
  • Listening to Siobhan Donaghy's 2007 CD "Ghosts". Sounds like the fey bits of the 4AD back catalogue produced by Stock, Aitken and Waterman. #
  • Equally seriously, what might make you subscribe to Spotify Premium? http://bit.ly/3XaDlp #
  • All Google Wave invites gratefully received. I promise not to nominate anyone who smells. #
  • Started the day with chamomile. Then @ruthellenbrown gave me coffee and now I want to run naked in the woods and kill deer with my teeth. #
  • Loving Royal Mail's online postage system. Almost makes selling everything I own on Amazon a pleasure. #
  • .@ruthellenbrown is sucking an indigestion tablet: "It's like being covered in a minty, milky blanket," she says. #

Tweets this Week – 2009-10-04

Karl | Tweets | Sunday, October 4th, 2009
  • Happy Birthday, Kevin Eldon. Even though you once sneered at me in Finsbury Park tube station, simply for looking at you. #happybdaykev #
  • Brazil to host the 2016 Olympics. Bit of a shocker. #
  • #welovethesun for their support of a government that sent our troops into a pointless war; the Falklands conflict in 1982. GOTCHA! #
  • TwtPoll: What would persuade you to subscribe to Spotify Premium?: http://twtpoll.com/9w1vdi – please RT #
  • Look North so far: 5 minutes about a paedo moving into a village, 5 minutes live from York Minster about a dead nun. Local news at its best. #
  • Best Google Wave tweet ever: http://bit.ly/8HGJW – (Insert obligatory solicitation for an invite here). #
  • Saw Wolverine last night, previously avoided due to bad reviews. It pisses on X-Men 3. Lesson: I shouldn't read reviews. #
  • Now we know they're using a Gmail style invite model, anyone with a spare Google Wave invite? I'll repay you with imaginary doughnuts. #
  • I am retuning my telly and I haven't even had lunch yet. They call me the "space cowboy". #
  • I think those Google Wave invites are an urban legend. "Yeah, mine was hand delivered, by an elf on a unicorn". #
  • RT @iPodUserUK: iPhone on Orange, Vodafone and O2: "There will be a price war," says analyst http://tinyurl.com/ya2wk6p (ABOUT TIME!) #
  • Adding Michael Macintyre's continued presence on television to my list of proof we don't live in a meritocracy. #
  • Me: "Where's the remote?" Girlfriend: "I don't know, but I saw it earlier in a really weird place". #

The Other Side of Abbey Road

Karl | Music | Thursday, October 1st, 2009

It was the 40th anniversary of Abbey Road, the Beatle’s last studio album in August, giving music mags and MP3 blogs a chance to review their final opus afresh.  Except, most of them didn’t really review it.  They skimmed over the first half of the disk – what used to be “side one” in vinyl days – and headed straight to the medley on side two.

If Beatle myth is to be believed the sixteen minute side two symphony was, like many Fab innovations, a happy accident.  Lennon and McCartney didn’t have much in the way of new songs, so they stitched together fragments and scraps. George Martin’s Pepperesque orchestration used “You Never Give Me Your Money” to glue this tuneful trifle together.  And, like many of their accidents (the feedback at the start of “I Feel Fine” or the backwards vocal used on “Rain”) it’s ultimately better than what most other bands do on purpose. That’s why people can’t shut up about it.  That and the fact that “The End” is the most satisfying closure to a band’s career ever committed to record.

Each Beatle gets a turn to show off in the soloing section, not in traditional Beatle style, but in the heavy rock idiom that would dominate popular music for the next three or four years.  It was like they were saying “Yeah, if we decided to keep on going, we’d totally rule”.  It finishes with all three singers in faultless harmony, followed by guitars and strings terminating in similar concordance.

It’s brilliant and thrilling – and when “Her Majesty” comes in, puncturing the pomposity of the moment with a stab of twee whimsicality, it neatly summarises the Beatle’s quixotic decade of musical innovation.

But, for all that, Abbey Road’s most famous side feels inorganic and constructed.  It lacks the spontaneity of Revolver, the scrape of plectrum against string you can hear throughout Rubber Soul. Its closest relatives are Lennon’s psychedelic patchworks of the Pepper era; I Am the Walrus, Strawberry Fields and a Day in the Life – but there’s no central thread holding it all together.  No memorable motif or narrative drive. It’s slick and beautiful and it’s The Beatles – but under duress.

And there lies the strength of side one. It’s the sound of The Beatles moving on.  Let it Be (released after Abbey Road, but recorded before) showed The Beatles trying and failing to be the same tight little R&B outfit that played Hamburg’s Star Club in ’62. On Abbey Road, side one, that pretence had been dropped.  At this stage they were three world class solo artists – and a decent drummer. And while this was nothing new (the White Album is a collection of solo Beatles performances for the most part), Abbey Road sees them accepting those roles.

It was as though McCartney, Lennon and Harrison individually realised that The Beatles would be the best backing band they’d ever have – and this was their last chance to exploit it. It’s interesting to look at what each Beatle does with his moment.

McCartney’s side one contributions are the weakest, for example. The throwaway Maxwell’s Silver Hammer uneasily fuses Macca’s nursery melodies, heard to better effect on the White Album’s  upbeat “Ob La Di, Ob La Da”,  with an outdated and misogynistic tale of serial murder.  And while “Oh! Darling” allows McCartney to channel Little Richard and do his throaty rock voice, it’s a slight construction that smacks of 12 bar improvisation. A thrilling performance saves it from Anthology 3 – where it becomes apparent that Paul was keeping his best songs (Teddy Boy, Junk) for his solo album. It could be that Macca was saving himself for side two where, apart from Harrison’s opener and Lennon’s Beach Boys and Beethoven homage “Because”, he dominates.

John Lennon memorably gets to open Abbey Road with one of his best tracks since Revolver.  “Come Together” is sex on a stick; dirty, slinky – as authentic a rock and roll song as McCartney’s “Oh! Darling” is manufactured.  He closes too with the same raunch, the same grime – in the blunt and confessional “I Want You (She’s So Heavy)”.  With its apocalyptic grunge and relentless, riffing repetition, it’s a dark mirror of “The End”.  The latter pulses with exuberance and invention, the former grinds and winds on and on.  Lennon and McCartney have never seemed more bi-polar.

If anyone owns the none-medley section of Abbey Road, it’s George.  Though Allotted his customary pair of slots, he produces the album’s best known tracks – songs that would become standards in years to come.  “Something” and “Here Comes the Sun” are similar in pace, performance and production.  Mid-tempo, romantic and tinkling with delicate melody – they mediate between the metal negativity of Lennon’s heroin dirge “I Want You” and the sublimated, passive aggression in McCartney’s jovially homicidal “Silver Hammer”. In short, they play the same role Harrison played in the band.

Each Beatle sets the tone for their solo career on side one. McCartney would soon issue his home brewed, eponymous debut – similarly assembled from song fragments and half realised ideas, stitched together with a nod and a wink.  The medley structure would be one he’d return to again and again (most notably on “Back to the Egg”, Wings final album). Lennon made Plastic Ono Band next, where primal scream therapy allowed him to strip his music back to basic guitars, drums and a howl of self reflection.  As for Ringo – Octopus’s Garden sets his template.  Or maybe it was “Goodnight” on the White Album, or “Yellow Submarine” on Revolver.  His solo output sees him typecast as Ringo rather than Richard Starkey – the sad eyed clown first depicted in a Hard Day’s Night and set in stone thereafter.

What would George do next?  In “All Things Must Pass”, the triple album set he issued in 1970, he proved that the pair of perfect songs he contributed to Abbey Road were no fluke. If we exclude the final side – an indulgent jam session with his rock star mates – “All Things Must Pass” is the best and most Beatley of the solo records.  If you’re a fan of Abbey Road – which you should be despite its flaws and failings – Harrison’s first solo record comes naturally next on the playlist.

In retrospect, the running order of Abbey Road is viewed better the sides are tranposed. Side two is close to The Beatles of old, George Martin and Geoff Emerick steady at the helm as we say hello and goodbye to Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band. Side one is a shadow of The Beatles to come; the separation after the road has been crossed. And yet, none of them would make music this complete again.