Tweets this Week – 2009-09-27

Karl | Tweets | Sunday, September 27th, 2009
  • Give or take a track, this is the Spotify version of the alternative 80s playlist that won me @ruthellenbrown's heart: http://bit.ly/1mxAM #
  • http://bit.ly/4xE2qg – Lily's blog down, comments gone, her wolf-cry of abuse taken at face value, discussion ends, revisionism begins. #
  • Lily Allen's "It's Not Alright" blog, deleted this morning. @techdirt's mixtape file sharing revelation played a part: http://bit.ly/fK1RE #
  • I can't read the words "Google Sidewiki" without thinking about Peter Griffin's Side Boob Hour… http://bit.ly/oOnet #
  • ITV programme makers want you to pay for BBC iPlayer, even though you've already paid for it. http://bit.ly/bpVNL #
  • WTF? via @musicradar: Gibson release a Fender Strat copy. Sorry… an "Authentic Hendrix" electric guitar. http://bit.ly/D8SkG #
  • Need a brilliant book on HTML 5. Recommendations? #
  • Does Mika's "We Are Golden" contain a subliminal message suggesting you smash up everything in sight? Because that's how it makes me feel. #
  • Lily Allen's entire album "Alright, Still" pirated from other artists: http://bit.ly/1sSuqP (via @musiclikedirt) #
  • Watched Close Encounters. DVD booklet contains trivia citing IMDB as source – which in turn cites interviews from DVD as source… #
  • Meanwhile, in her blog comments, the Internet is tearing her a new poop chute: http://bit.ly/22jJ28 #
  • BBC on Lily Allen: "In her rousing messages, she says the future of music is at stake" via @pdouglas #
  • Also, search for "Student Grant" on Wikipedia – the only page returned refers to the Viz character of that name… #
  • Researching student grants, found that NHS, social security and state pension were introduced by same Labour government between 1946 & 1951. #
  • I'm inclined to believe that Simon Cowell is filled with the ash from an orphanage fire #cowellcontains #
  • I hate that the first things to go when editing copy down are the jokes. #
  • "Heroin addicts could be given free foil" says drug quango. Because, you know, that's the expensive part. http://bit.ly/fmaae #

Education, Education, Education…

Karl | Current Events | Monday, September 21st, 2009
I was in the last batch of students to enjoy a free education. Graduating in 1989 from my
first degree, I recieved a full, means tested grant with my tuition fees included. What’s
more, my parents got tax relief on any contribution they gave me under Deed of Covenant
rules, I was able to sign on and claim income support during the long, summer holiday and
had my rent paid through housing benefit. As the 90s crested the horizon, all that disappeared – almost overnight. Tax covenants
between individuals were binned in 1988. The Conservative government decreased the value of
grants and began phasing in “Top Up” loans in 1990. Housing Benefit was withdrawn from
students in the same year. That would be followed by the introduction of tuition fees and,
in 1998, the consolidation of loans. TOday, a CBI report suggests that Universities aren’t charging students enough for their
courses. This comes at time when I am a student once again – so it’s no surprise that I
don’t agree with their statement. It may be a surprise that I disagree with the main
argument of those in opposition to the CBI; that raising fees will prevent anyone who wants
an education from getting one. I don’t think everyone should be entitled to a University education. Labour have been consistent in one aspect of policy over the years; education is a right
that should be available to all. Their establishment of degree awarding Polytechnics in the
1960s (later awarded University status following the Further and Higher Education Act of
1992) is a signifier of this core Labour thinking. New Labour has rewrote the dictum in a manner that reflects their love of the free market;
higher education is a right that should be available to everyone who can afford it. Both positions, the original and the amendment, are flawed. They have at their heart the
delusion of equality; the socialist denial of meritocracy. And while New Labour were and are
far from socialist, they still cherry pick and laminate the bits of Marxist ideology that
play best to the crowd. If the CBI’s suggestion is given credence, the real problem isn’t that poorer students will
be excluded from education by ever-increasing fees, it’s who gets to go to university in an education market driven solely by free economics; the rich and stupid. Tim Nice-But-Dim. What we really need is a smaller, free-at-the-point-of access system that caters
specifically for those who will benefit most from higher education; the brightest students -
the top five percent – regardless of background or ability to pay. This should be combined
with more free, vocational training at Further Education level. Not degrees. Not academic
qualifications. Modern apprenticeships and Higher NVQs. Qualifications that give people a realistic chance of getting a job – and help to preserve the prestige of having an academic degree. Which, funnily enough, is pretty much what we had in the late 70s and 80s before the
Thatcher government screwed everything up. screwed everything up.

I was in the last batch of students to enjoy a free education. Graduating in 1989 from my first degree, I received a full, means tested grant with my tuition fees included. What’s  more, my parents got tax relief on any contribution they gave me under Deed of Covenant rules, I was able to sign on and claim income support during the long, summer holiday and had my rent paid through housing benefit. As the 90s crested the horizon, all that disappeared – almost overnight.

Tax covenants between individuals were binned in 1988. The Conservative government decreased the value of grants and began phasing in “Top Up” loans in 1990. Housing Benefit was withdrawn from students in the same year. That was soon followed by the introduction of tuition fees and full loans.

Today, a CBI report suggests that Universities aren’t charging students enough for  courses. This comes at time when I am a student once again – so it’s no surprise that I don’t agree with their statement. It may be a surprise that I disagree with the main argument of those in opposition to the CBI; that raising fees will prevent anyone who wants an education from going to University.

Well, that’s just a silly argument. Why should everyone be entitled to a University education?

You may have forgotten this, but there was a time when degrees had real value, when your bog standard BA (hons) meant something.  Now it’s an entry level qualification.  And, though I’m ostensibly still a Labour voter, I believe it’s largely the fault of left wing educational policy.

Labour have been consistent in one aspect of their manifesto over the years; education is a right that should be available to everyone. They introduced the original maintenance grant system in 1946 (made mandatory by a Tory government in 1962). Labour established degree awarding Polytechnics in the 1960s as vocational alternatives to the academic focus of the old Universities.  Then, in the 90s, New Labour rewrote the old dictum to reflect their love of the free market. Higher education became seen as a right that should be available to everyone who can afford it.

Both positions, the original and the amendment, are flawed. They have at their heart the delusion of equality; the old school,  socialist denial of meritocracy. And while New Labour were and are far from socialist, they still cherry pick and laminate the bits of Marxist ideology that play best to the crowd.

If the CBI’s suggestion is given credence, the fact that poorer students will be excluded from education by ever-increasing fees isn’t the whole problem.  It’s more damaging to our country’s social mobility that rich, less able kids  get to go to university instead.  Tim Nice-But-Dim.  Jocasta Cash-Flow Thicke. That’s the inevitable outcome of a higher education system driven solely by free market economics.

What we really need is a smaller, free-at-the-point-of access system that caters specifically for those who will benefit most from higher education; the brightest students, regardless of economic background or ability to pay.

This should be combined  with more free, vocational training at Further Education level. Not degrees. Not academic qualifications. Modern apprenticeships and Higher NVQs.  Qualifications that give people a realistic chance of getting a job – and help to preserve the prestige of having an academic degree.

Which, funnily enough, is pretty much what we had in the late 70s and 80s before the Thatcher government screwed everything up.

And, by the way, I’m not suggesting that higher education should entirely be denied to less scholastic candidates.  The Open University is a superb institution – with a long established pay-as-you-learn model that’s ideal for self-improvers and educational hobbyists.  It should be expanded and funded further, promoted aggressively and cherished. As for the Tim Nice-But-Dims of the world – I’m sure they’ll find a way to thrive.  They always do.

Tweets this Week – 2009-09-20

Karl | Tweets | Sunday, September 20th, 2009
  • Watched Spielberg's "Always"… cheesy, sappy and brilliant. #
  • Was upset by a rude email, until I read the sender's blog and realised he will never again know the loving touch of another human being. #
  • News just in: Derren Brown subliminal clip tells tech journalists to tweet that his subliminal film didn't work on them… #
  • Went to local art show. Was actually a local craft show. I hate crafts. #
  • Shit electo-whiner La Roux says shit popstress Taylor Swift is shit, but not as shit as Kanye West. What a load of shit. http://bit.ly/ayWN3 #
  • I have a hankering to listen to all the Beatles official albums in order – but HMV makes it so hard to remove those security tags. #
  • Haven't used iMovie in 3 years – but now I no longer have it, I want it. #
  • First official sightings of Christmas: chocolate snowmen in a Huddersfield co-op, Christmas lights in Rochdale, Lancashire… #earlyxmas #
  • You wouldn't know it to look at her, but at @ruthellenbrown is scary when she shouts at you. She did it yesterday and I'm *still* scared. #
  • Invited to dinner by brother. Call last night: "We don't have any vegetarian food – could you bring your own?"… #
  • You know those improbably visual fake search engines they had in 90s movies? That's what http://fastflip.googlelabs.com/ is like. #
  • Looking on the bright side; I'm now completely up to date with clean-up and security tech! #
  • Adding up the carnage: last week I had a malware attack on work PC, hacked websites, broadband down and malfunctioning email. All unrelated. #
  • Stumbled across a debate on Wikipedia about whether I'm a "reliable author". One person arguing no because I'm "paid to review" things. Der. #

Tweets this Week – 2009-09-13

Karl | Tweets | Sunday, September 13th, 2009
  • Just saw "Knowing" w/ Nic Cage. Marveled at the poetic, material obscenity of so much money on screen, in what is truly a shit film. #
  • After a week of broadband interruptions, malware smiting and hack attacks, today has actually been productive. Well done me. #
  • RT @willhead: Can't quite believe I woke up to BBC News debating if Derren Brown had *actually* predicted lottery numbers or was it a trick. #
  • Amused that people feel angry and cheated watching Derren Brown. Did people get as worked up about Paul Daniels? #
  • "The magician guards an empty safe" – the magic's in the performance, not the explanation. #derrenbrown #

Tweets this Week – 2009-09-11

Karl | Tweets | Sunday, September 6th, 2009
  • Unnaturally excited about watching an evening of Beatles documentaries. I may push the boat out and have a dry sherry too. #
  • CH4 are trailing 9/11 documentaries as though they are drama premieres. #
  • Went shopping. Confused checkout girl by suggesting that @ruthellenbrown wait until she got to the car park to drink her Listerine. #
  • Aw… I'm adding @allpointsnorth to my list now too. Though, to be frank, I haven't really explained what kind of list it is. #
  • And, of course @netmag. Not a person per se… but definitely more worth following than [bitchiness automatically redacted] #
  • I just replied to a spambot. Clearly, more coffee is required. #
  • Been battling malware on my main Windows box. Days (and nights) like this that make me thankful for Macs. #
  • Recession has been going on too long. Every time folks tweet about games, gadgets, boxsets, I think about how much food they'd be worth… #
  • Apple rubbing it in? Invite to September 9th event has a quote from a *Rolling Stones* lyric… http://www.twitpic.com/g2lyf #
  • RT @arstechnica: Poll Technica: is Kurt Cobain in Guitar Hero 5 tasteless? – http://arst.ch/6w8 (No – but it is hilarious). #
  • Most of Sunday spent on none-networked old Powerbook, tinkering with novel in Scrivener. Bliss. Also, what ace software. #

Tweets this Week – 2009-09-11

Karl | Tweets | Sunday, September 6th, 2009
  • Unnaturally excited about watching an evening of Beatles documentaries. I may push the boat out and have a dry sherry too. #
  • CH4 are trailing 9/11 documentaries as though they are drama premieres. #
  • Went shopping. Confused checkout girl by suggesting that @ruthellenbrown wait until she got to the car park to drink her Listerine. #
  • Aw… I'm adding @allpointsnorth to my list now too. Though, to be frank, I haven't really explained what kind of list it is. #
  • And, of course @netmag. Not a person per se… but definitely more worth following than [bitchiness automatically redacted] #
  • I just replied to a spambot. Clearly, more coffee is required. #
  • Been battling malware on my main Windows box. Days (and nights) like this that make me thankful for Macs. #
  • Recession has been going on too long. Every time folks tweet about games, gadgets, boxsets, I think about how much food they'd be worth… #
  • Apple rubbing it in? Invite to September 9th event has a quote from a *Rolling Stones* lyric… http://www.twitpic.com/g2lyf #
  • RT @arstechnica: Poll Technica: is Kurt Cobain in Guitar Hero 5 tasteless? – http://arst.ch/6w8 (No – but it is hilarious). #
  • Most of Sunday spent on none-networked old Powerbook, tinkering with novel in Scrivener. Bliss. Also, what ace software. #