Tweets this Week – 2009-05-31

Karl | Tweets | Sunday, May 31st, 2009
  • “Rejected BBC contract in 1998 to join Sky, never again to be spoken to by any member of the BBC hierarchy” – Barry Norman does a Partridge. #
  • Oh dear: http://www.pickleodeon.co.uk/ #
  • Jarvis Cocker’s new single “Angela” is a fat gristly chunk of 60s style garage rock. Fan-bloody-tastic. Spotify link: http://bit.ly/15olVX #
  • We just came within a hair’s breadth of seeing British TV’s first, live nervous breakdown. #bgt #
  • At what point in evolution did people decide that wanting something “so badly it hurts” gives them a superior entitlement to have it? #bgt #
  • Has Amanda Holden come in fancy dress as an Andrews Sister? #bgt #
  • Britain’s Got Talent could be improved with remote, viewer controlled sniper rifles in the studio for picking off the performers #bgt #
  • Oh – I f**king love this. UK real-time train info mashed up with Google Maps (via @adebradley, @DarkAeon) http://bit.ly/XZGN9 #
  • Bewildered by so much anti-EU sentiment in election build-up. Might be time to move to Amsterdam. #
  • Watching The 4400 on DVD. Like Heroes except with internal consistency and characters you care about. Minus side: cable channel budget. #
  • Can’t decide whether to be excited about Google Wave or Microsoft Bing. So I choose neither. #
  • Browsing boxsets, I forgot I’d already seen series 4 of House. An index of how disposable television has become or early onset Alzheimers? #
  • Bing.com – the second search engine to reinvent ask.com circa 2006 this month. http://bit.ly/qF1Sm #
  • The BNP says that it’s not a racist party – so I guess that makes this merchandise on their web site OK then: http://bit.ly/Ny9s3 #
  • via @MusicRadar: Dhani Harrison – George’s son – interviewed. His band thenewno2 are really rather good: http://tinyurl.com/qq7znx #
  • I now have “Mamma Mia” stuck in my head. Thanks @CraigGrannell. #
  • I stand corrected, @CraigGrannell. Now I can go slowly insane with the right lyric callously scouring the wrinkles out of my cerebellum. #
  • Gary Go’s debut album is being advertised with the quote “The one-man Coldplay”. Not something you’d really want on your poster, is it? #
  • I have Moby’s “Travel So Hard” in my head for the second time in as many days. I’m seriously considering a DIY lobotomy. #
  • This morning’s WTF?: Kazui’s mull Buffy reboot WITHOUT Whedon or the TV series continuity: http://is.gd/EAG0 (via @CraigGrannell) #
  • Watched half of Transformers last night. Like a series of Citroen adverts spliced with the unfunny parts of Gremlins. #dogfilm #
  • RT @denofgeek: Alan Partridge: The Movie http://tinyurl.com/ou3uyc #
  • RT @GreatDismal: Your bleeding-edge Now is always someone else’s past. Someone else’s ’70s bellbottoms. (Gibson is on a roll this AM) #
  • RT @GreatDismal: Just read that the Vietnamese call it “the American war”. Didn’t know that. Somehow the fact has major impact. #
  • iPhone app AudioBoo “can be now be used on other mobiles and landlines” says @guardiantech. Computer says no: http://bit.ly/qpNTk #
  • Wish I was going to see the legendary A Certain Ratio at the Deaf Institute in MCR tonight – tickets still left @acrmcr #
  • The Pope doesn’t actually kiss the soil of every country he visits. A specially trained “stunt Pope” does it for him. #popefacts #
  • The pope smokes dope, because he enjoys both irony and rhyming doggerel. He listens to Coldplay for the same reason. #popefacts #

Tweets this Week – 2009-05-24

Karl | Tweets | Sunday, May 24th, 2009
  • There appears to be a direct and inverse correlation between the funniness of a trending topic and its popularity. See #failedtvpilots #
  • Today’s plan: scrambled eggs, bibliography, references, assemble dissertation – then sleep for 24 hours. #
  • The Thin American #failedtvpilots #
  • Smack in the Addict #failedtvpilots #
  • Dexter’s Scab #failedtvpilots #
  • Law and Order: Road Tax Enforcement Unit #failedtvpilots #
  • Shite Rider #failedtvpilots #
  • Fiends #failedtvpilots #
  • Dirty Something #failedtvpilots #
  • Through the Pee Hole #failedtvpilots #
  • Blind Hate #failedtvpilots #
  • Muppet Rabies #failedtvpilots #
  • Twitter’s Got Talent #failedtvpilots #
  • American Infidel #failedtvpilots #
  • Reformed Stooges to tour Raw Power – the finest rock record ever made – with James Williamson on guitar. http://bit.ly/DFBbR #
  • Listening to the original “Telstar” on YouTube, and looking forward to the Joe Meek biopic of the same name on June 19th http://bit.ly/8cshn #
  • “the fingers limply flapping like a quintet of penises” simile fail, describing a scene from Hitchcock’s 39 Steps: http://bit.ly/NQCy #
  • Mistaken for staff at Uni. Things come full circle – in my teaching days, I was once ejected from the staff room by disbelieving security. #
  • #followfriday – technohackulators: @ianbetteridge @garymarshall @kylemacrae @craiggrannell @nickfromupnorth #
  • RT @oliverlindberg: Great idea! http://runpee.com/ tells you the best time to go wee during a film & what happened while you were gone. #
  • Just saw a policewoman on a bicycle. Everything old is new again. #
  • Parcelforce browser detection needs fixing. Says you need IE6 or better. Doesn’t recognise IE8… Why am I tweeting this? #webfail #
  • Logging in to City of Heroes (despite epic workload) to see what all this fuss about gamers gaming the system is. http://bit.ly/4YpiA #
  • Socialist Labour Party? Thought I was watching a party political broadcast by UKIP. http://bit.ly/cKlOH #
  • My other half is starting a networking group for artists – like Open Coffee with paint… Facebook only at the moment: http://bit.ly/Dcmus #
  • Good contact for eBay – anyone? #
  • Yahoo’s “aim to redefine search” sounds like Ask’s “aim to redefine search” from 2 years ago – “end of blue links”, contextual results. Meh. #
  • Via @Herring1967 Lee&Herring on TOTP. Loving Lee’s foppish hair, Cher’s excitement & Herring introducing Chubby Brown http://bit.ly/SXpkw #
  • Thanks for recommending “The Unloved” @nickfromupnorth; brilliant & haunting film. Streaming on 4OD now for 7 days. http://bit.ly/DMSnA #
  • I thought I was a proper geek – but I never knew @amber_benson’s character on Buffy had a canonical last name. Her blog says it’s “Maclay”. #
  • Splashed Pepsi on my ergonomic keyboard’s ESC key 2 hours ago. C and Z just stopped working… Huh? Also, anyone got a spare Microsoft 7000? #
  • Delivered three tech articles today. Now for a week of writing about postmodern narrative temporality. Talk about busman’s holidays… #
  • Cool and old school web hackery – but I would have greyed out the photos by default http://bit.ly/TN6Sx (via @ianbetteridge) #
  • By me in 1994: “The Internet makes media production by individuals a possibility”: http://bit.ly/cuvep #
  • Wish there was a way to remove followers without blocking them. Blocking seems so… punitive. #twitter #

1994: The Future of the Net

Karl | Published Work | Monday, May 18th, 2009

Between 1993 an 1997 I was a university lecturer teaching media studies. I recently found a lecture I wrote in 1994, introducing the Internet to students taking a module entitled “Communication and Information Technology”.  It’s quite precient… Here’s an extract:

In the Industrial Age, media production has been the reserve of powerful institutions – but the Internet makes media production and dissemination by individuals – those people untainted by McLuhans “environmental rules” of industrial production– a possibility.

Effectively, those who were traditionally consumers can become authors of their own material. In an age where innovation has supposedly dried up, when the modern project is said to have failed – this redistribution of power is a significant argument in supporting the proposal that we are about to embark on a new project; a new and electronic renaissance – profitable for those individuals with the skill and foresight to capitalise on it.

The root problem is that the success or otherwise of this project depends on the Internet’s infrastructure – an aging network which corporate media interests are already gathering over, like vultures.

They’re promising to invest in and rebuild its rotting connections, bolster up its ailing support structure and bring it up to date.

The paradox is that in order for the Internet to structurally survive – it will need commercial investment. Microsoft, for example, are already promising to rewrite its out-of-date control protocols. If the Internet becomes wholly commercial though, it won’t survive as a medium for self-publishing.

It may well end up as the “Information Superhighway” of recently coined cliché, which people will use to access video on demand or shop in virtual spaces – and they’ll pay for the privilege. They’ll never know the anarchic joy of the World Wide Web or the thrust and parry of Usenet.

However, there are counter indicators. Commercial enterprises have been met with indifference, hacked or ignored – while strategies like the Internet Underground Music Archive thrive under the Net’s ad hoc leadership of prosumers, side stepping the rules of industry.

The Internet’s real future lies in the strength of its users – and their ability to continue innovating in the face of institutional pressure to meet mainstream business models.

Tweets this Week – 2009-05-17

Karl | Tweets | Sunday, May 17th, 2009
  • Dollhouse is coming UK TV. Yay! Oh, it’s on SciFi UK… Might as well not be on at all. #
  • Norton’s doing an OK Wogan, but more Baileys is required to achieve the right level of laconic intoxication . #eurovision #twumpet #
  • Press the red button on BBC1 and you can read people’s #eurovision texts. It’s like twitter for people with brain injuries. #twumpet #
  • Ok – my vote would have gone to Estonia. If I could have been arsed. #eurovision #twumpet #
  • So that was Eurovision. 1 Edith Piaf, 1 Ofra Haza, 1 Geri Halliwell, a couple of “friends of Dorothy” and 18 Shakiras #eurovision #twumpet #
  • Oh well. better luck next year… #eurovision #twumpet #
  • RT @PatrickGoss: OH MY GOD there’s a Monster playing the piano! Run Jade, run! #eurovision #twumpet #
  • If it’s her time she should have stayed at home with a hot water bottle and some chocolate… #eurovision #twumpet #
  • How many Shakiras can one #eurovision take??! #twumpet #
  • “Please don’t call yet – because the Eastern Bloc countries will win anyway” #eurovision #twumpet #
  • Try singing the lyrics to “Dogtanian & the Muskehounds” to the Norwegian entry. It works, I promise. #eurovision #twumpet #
  • Representing Albania – Ginger Spice, 2 of the Joker’s henchmen and Doctor Manhattan #eurovision #twumpet #
  • Someone sack the producer. I want to see Dita Von Teese’s norks. #eurovision #twumpet #
  • Ronan Keating sent a Ronan Keting robot to do #eurovision for him. Must be a law against that. #twumpet #
  • In other news, have just lost 200 American followers due to #eurovision spam… #twumpet #
  • Official – first entrant I fancy. Gotta love a girl with a violin poised for a solo. eh @ruthellenbrown? #eurovision #twumpet #
  • Woah! Tiffany got really fat. #eurovision #twumpet #
  • Now this is proper #eurovision – national dress, nonsense lyrics, silly dance, um… rap in the middle. #twumpet #
  • “Give birth to me in the morning in May” subtitles make #eurovision #twumpet #
  • OMG. It’s Ohmed Jalili! #eurovision #twumpet #
  • In Soviet Russia, bed sheet wears you. #eurovision #
  • Greece’s entry is “old school” Grecian. If you know what I mean. #eurovision #
  • Iceland’s entry sounds like one of those nu-folk dirges they play on the soundtrack when Buffy loses a boyfriend. #eurovision #
  • Why is Kelly Osbourne singing for Portugal? #eurovision #
  • #wolframalpha demos more impressive than wolfram actual. Have they blown their marketing momentum by peaking too early? #
  • On Twitter, about 10 people a minute think they just invented #unfollowfriday #
  • Signs of the apocalypse: RT @dangrabham: Wow Telegraph circulations up 220,000 this week according to Media Guardian #
  • Going live tonight, Wolfram Alpha, computational knowledge engine: http://bit.ly/163drk #
  • RT @google: Our recent issue explained: http://bit.ly/18chAN (They were routing traffic through Asia. Huh?) #
  • Widespread reports of every Google-owned service – from YouTube to search – slow to access for last 30 minutes. Possible DDOS? #googlefail #
  • BTW – My tweeting of that New Yorker Star Trek review is no endorsement. It’s the kind of smug hatchet job I despise in modern journalism. #
  • That New Yorker Star Trek review, @charlesarthur? Folks can find it at http://bit.ly/8tsQo #
  • Woke up with 1000 new wds of dissertation already in my head. Wish I could say same for rest of this month’s paid work. #
  • My headline: “Final beta of Snow Leopard at WWDC”. Everyone else: “No Steve Jobs at WWDC”. I’m not prurient enough to be a proper hack. #
  • Twitter on #fixreplies – “One of the signals is that folks were using this setting to discover new accounts”. Der… http://bit.ly/RaaD5 #
  • First use of Moog was actually on Abbey Road, not the White Album
    #beatlesfacts #
  • Reading academic papers written by 26 year old me. It’s like having a younger, smarter brother #
  • I think it does, @ianbetteridge No idea why marketing bods think a big number of security fixes is a good thing. Any flacks want to explain? #
  • http://twitpic.com/536qk – @craiggrannell Might not *be* changed, but can’t refer back now… You tell me. #
  • My Mac now running 10.5.7. 70+ security fixes applied. Finder folder icons look different. And bottom pane breadcrumb navigation turned on. #
  • Prompted to download OS X 10.5.7. Apple Gods, please don’t bork my machine. Actually – good name for a tune: “Bork my Machine”… #
  • RT @guardiantech: Twitter breaks its social network: how quickly can it fix it? http://bit.ly/kP3wA #
  • Twitter fight! Ways round new @replies behaviour breaks settings of people who chose not to see @replies before the change. #fixreplies #

Tweets this Week – 2009-05-10

Karl | Tweets | Sunday, May 10th, 2009
  • Was almost worth sitting through Later’s obligatory World Music bit to hear Grizzly Bear a second time. #
  • Twitter cites Gmail as number 3 trending topic after a 12 minute global outage. Perhaps Google *is* too powerful. Or I should really use POP #
  • Gmail down. Must. Breathe. Slowly. #
  • Star Trek: A set-piece driven tentpole proving Abrams is an action natural. Full of iconic nods, some very obscure. A pity it lacked brains. #
  • RT @guardiantech: New Kindle DX with larger screen will cost $489. No word yet on UK availability. (Tested, Amazon US won’t ship to UK) #
  • Still researching spec work. Odd fact: Twitter paid about $15 for the bird design on its sign-in page – sourced it from istockphoto.com… #
  • RT @bengoldacre: What happened when Portugal decriminalised all drugs?: go on, guess. http://rly.cc/4YPnt #
  • Fantastically, Twitter enables you to see people ignoring your emails in real time. #
  • Truth in advertising pt.2: Everyone else markets ADSL2+ as “upto 24Mbps”. Timico says you’ll be lucky to get 16. http://bit.ly/bzvrT #
  • Truth in advertising pt.1 via @markhattersley: Evening Standard apologises for previous Daily Mailesque incarnation . http://bit.ly/t15fX #
  • By me @denofgeek Gene Roddenberry: The Trek Master -> http://bit.ly/l4HbS <- (Promise this is my last #startrek tweet of the day…) #
  • RT @denofgeek: William Shatner sings! http://tinyurl.com/d35mqq #
  • Hearing some interesting arguments both for and against speculative work in web design. Strong opinion? Email me – khodge at gmail.com #
  • By me @denofgeek – Why Spock Rocks: http://bit.ly/ro24U #
  • Well, alright then. Twilight not that bad after all. Essentially, Buffy without the Slayer. #
  • Brain starting to compost after 10 hour writing stint. Evening film downgraded in IQ from “There Will Be Blood” to “Twilight”. #
  • Jim Morrison – stoned out of his gourd – predicts superstar DJs and electronic music boom back in 1969: http://bit.ly/6CKJa #
  • Art or high concept trolling? Wikipedia Art abuses rules of the encylopaedia to create self-referential feedback loop http://bit.ly/X0Szb #
  • Was just called humourless for responding to another’s sarcasm in a sarcastic manner. Like the vampire, snark can’t see its own reflection. #
  • To do: @ruthellenbrown’s web site UI, 1500 words on Mac networks, Mac news bits, read half a novel, six reviews. Bonus: swine flu avoidance. #
  • RT by me @denofgeek: William Shatner – An Appreciation http://tinyurl.com/dcox5p (I didn’t write the dyslexic strap though)… #

Tweets this Week – 2009-05-03

Karl | Tweets | Sunday, May 3rd, 2009
  • Swine Flu curfew gives gaming economy a boost in Mexico, says USA Today. http://bit.ly/jGtKN #
  • A typo lead to an aberrant apostrophe in my last tweet. Now I’m being followed by @ApostropheHelp. Yeah, thanks for that. BLOCK. #
  • Q. What do you get if you cross swine flu with bird flu? A. Bacon going cheep. #
  • Q. What do you get if your cross swine flu with bird flu? A. Bacon going cheep. #
  • Loving The The’s “Infected” on my Friday playlist. Incidentally, has anyone tried Googling “The The”? Can’t be done. http://bit.ly/RpK3F #
  • Add tunes to my Friday Spotify playlist: Aporkalypse Now – http://bit.ly/RpK3F #spotify #
  • RT @MacworldUK: David Hockney creating art using his iPhone, a device he only discovered a few months ago – http://tinyurl.com/dn8dc2 #
  • No surprise that patient 0 in pig flu proto-pandemic was 3rd world child in village circled by American owned pig farms: http://bit.ly/RzxvA #
  • Met someone who knew me from reading my work. Nice because my slight fame usually only results in people emailing me to say that I’m a dick. #
  • Reporter sends stripper to school reunion. Apple viral? If it isn’t, it certainly trumps Microsoft’s I’m A PC campaign. http://bit.ly/tiBNO #
  • BBC uses inverted pyramid structure to report swine flu. Leads with “WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE”. Ends on “Not really”: http://bit.ly/181mLn #
  • Finishing an Adobe AIR tutorial. Surprised at how easy deployment is. It beats every desktop widget system bar Gears for simplicity. #
  • Either Qwitter just started working – or my last tweet about so called “clever”logos (but actually cliched) logos was terribly offensive… #
  • “Amazing Graphic Design tricks” (that are actually a series of terrible, cliched puns): http://tinyurl.com/c8jptw #
  • My refurbished iBook failed to sell on eBay. Feel almost relieved. It’s the market’s way of telling me not to bother getting a netbook yet. #