What Smilies Really Stand For…
I am unable to convey humour through my written style alone.
Did you notice me being sarcastic just then?
This is what I look like in real life.
>:-( Help, someone has stabbed me in the head.
(8^ )) I need to get out more.
A pig is sniffing my trousers.
I’m going to kill myself, then you’ll be sorry.
:-* Ermintrude.
:-p Lick my armpits.
:-} I left it on the bus. Sorry.